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Hi. My names Martin. Great.

That aside, I enjoy the pleasure of being part of the most dysfunctional families I have ever met. So, to relieve my mental anguish I have found the pleasure from intoxicating oneself. Legally of course. If you consider legal in a far broader sense ie, if lots of people have been doing it for ages, it must be legal. Just the police have not caught up with the times because they are very very busy people.

I enjoy the world of business. No, not all the financial rubbish with arrows and numbers, but pure hardcore real business, where I get to demonstrate my self-made skills in order to make money. Well that would be the theory and one that I would like to boast was fact. Truth is (cue excuse) my education got in the way but I don't regret that for one bit. I loved my sixth form, what with the quirky and hilarious comments from the species of adolescent called "Jocks", and the ever enjoyable deadlines. Deadlines that I could hit as accuratly as an American fighter in Iraq could hit its numourous deadly targets.

I enjoy to drive. Many other people also relish the fact that I can perform this skill, with approximately £218 spent this year on dropping people home, picking people up and finding lost handbags at 3:00am on a Sunday morning. To be honest though, I don't really mind. It's just sometimes, people find it of immense pleasure to cause damage to Sanchez. Hence why I have created my car rules journal, which should be dated 22/06/2005 if I manage to figure out how to operate this website.

As I close, I would like to thank my friends, my family, trevor nelson, my executive producer, my director, god, the queen and everyone else who were not involved in the production of this "about me" section. Oh, and Oz for setting up this Lj. Peace, respect, cheers ta thx

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